This happened to me. I crossed a crowd of youth, obviously smoking. I always have this strange feeling, a curiosity may be, what the small roll of tobacco has, to attract huge Indian people esp., aged between 18 to 25? So, here I am, crossing those people, smoking like they don't give a damn about the world, making design patterns in the smoke being released. A guy saw me coming, looking at them, wondering. Within the moment he saw me, I think he calculated my speed of walking, rate of acceleration, etc. and released the smoke so it could actually fill my face. I have been with my 'smoking' friends, but have not experienced such a load of those at once. Having my breathe blown away from the emission, I saffocated and looked weird at him. He had a pride as his calculations were correct, rate of emission were very accurate that exactly targeted my face. They faced me like I have offended them! What? Am I offending you people? Actually, You filthy bunch of smokers, releasing a shit load of that smoke, intentionally targeting the non-smokers passing by, that definitely causes Global warming and makes you impotent, you stupids!!
A note to that guy: "That day, your calculations can be correct, you might have succeeded in your effort. But your days are calculated and being counted down".
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